CYKOSIS: The Clown Prince of Bass Just Reloaded the throne.
50% CYKO | 40% NERD | 20% Cyberpunk | 100% Certified Menace.
Clearwater, Florida never asked for a supervillain hero, It got one anyway.
CYKOSIS™ – Releases Tony Montana Bad Guy DNB Banger From ‘Hi I’m Cyko’ the Album
Deep in the humid shadows of the Gulf Coast, a 1989-born madman has been cooking chemical-grade electronic dance music like house and DNB since 2006, no AI, no presets, no mercy.
Every setting done by hand. Every wobble is twisted until it screams. Every drop is engineered to make structural engineers weep.
They call him CYKOSIS.
His government file allegedly just says CYKO.
Same difference.
You thought 2025 was safe? Cute.
Two words: HI IM CYKO – the album.
Dropping December 7, 2025 like a tactical nuke on your playlist.
You’ve already tasted the poison:
- “Hi My Name Is CYKO” – the music video release that blew fans subs and speakers.
- “Freakshow” – where the circus catches fire and everybody keeps dancing while it burns
The rest of the HI IM CYKO album track list? Classified for CYKOS only. Did you miss out on the secrets from the newsletter? Dang.
But leaks from people who’ve heard early cuts describe cardiac-arrest-level switch-ups, hardstyle kicks that hit like .50 cal rounds, and neurofunk rollers so filthy they need a hazmat warning.
This isn’t dubstep. This isn’t drum & bass.
This is weaponized euphoria.
Symptoms of Full-Blown CYKOSIS Include:
- Uncontrollable headbanging in traffic
- Randomly screaming “LET’S GET CYKO” at 3 a.m.
- Permanent bass face
- Sudden urge to shave one eyebrow purple, or green, and dye the other black.
There is no known cure. Only deeper infection.
To the CYKOS (you know who you are):
You weren’t looking for a leader.
You were looking for detonation.
December 7 isn’t just a release date.
It’s the day the underground finally snaps its leash.
Turn your system up until the neighbors call the cops.
Then turn it up more, because the cops are about to become CYKOS too.
HI IM CYKO.
12.07.2025
Your speakers are now property of the state of CYKOSIS.
Let the freakshow begin.
#CYKOSIS #CYKO #HIIMCYKO #NoAIJustChaos #LetsGetCYKO
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