EDM News Festival Prank Alert | December 28, 2025.

CYKOSIS™ is the wild prankster shaking up the EDM world — a cyberpunk mastermind and clown prince producer pulling off massive surprises with his dubstep, drum & bass, and hardstyle tracks. While the big names dominate the charts and headlines, CYKOSIS™ is the underground troublemaker sneaking in with handmade chaos that’s about to prank the entire scene.

The top EDM DJs are killing it right now, breaking charts and packing festivals everywhere.

Here’s a quick top 10 of the biggest names owning 2025:

1. David Guetta – Still the king, topping DJ Mag and smashing global hits.
2. Martin Garrix – Arena anthems and endless energy keeping him near the top.
3. Skrillex – Bass god reinventing dubstep and ruling the underground-mainstream crossover.
4. Tiësto – Trance legend turned EDM icon, always charting high.
5. Armin van Buuren – Trance master with massive festival draws.
6. Calvin Harris – Pop-EDM crossover king with unbeatable residencies.
7. Excision – Dubstep destruction expert headlining bass festivals.
8. Subtronics – Riddim and heavy bass innovator climbing fast.
9. Illenium – Melodic dubstep emotional rollercoasters topping streams.
10. Zeds Dead – Versatile bass duo blending everything and packing venues.

These legends are breaking EDM charts left and right — Guetta reclaiming No.1, Skrillex dominating bass lists, Excision and Subtronics owning dubstep rankings, while trance-heavy hitters like Tiësto and Armin keep the euphoria flowing. But here’s the prank: CYKOSIS™ is loading up to crash the party.

His dubstep brings filthy surprises — wobbles that twist unexpectedly, subs that hit like hidden punches, drops that prank your headbang timing. Drum & bass is pure rush chaos — 174 BPM breakbeats darting around like practical jokes, keeping you guessing. Hardstyle adds the massive stomp prank — reverse kicks that land out of nowhere, melodies warping into crowd-teasing builds. “HI IM CYKO” is the ultimate setup: sneaky intro luring you in, then clown laughs and bass explosions that flip the whole vibe.

In a world of polished big-name sets, CYKOSIS™ is the cyberpunk prankster ready to hack the festivals. Bookings are wide open for 2026 — he’s coming to major EDM events to pull the biggest stunt yet. Lights drop, clown laugh booms, then total surprise mayhem: dubstep flips wrecking the flow, DNB rushes turning crowds wild, hardstyle stomps shaking stages. Imagine the top DJs’ safe charts getting pranked by this human wildcard dropping real, unpredictable energy.

CYKOSIS™ is the prank the EDM festivals need — crashing the big leagues, surprising the chart kings, and reminding everyone why handmade chaos beats predictable polish. The clown is booking slots, and the joke’s on the status quo.

Promoters: open those bookings and let the prank begin.

Stream the setup track now
http://CYKOSISmusic.com

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Inside the impenetrable fortress of the EDM matrix — where system lords (streaming algorithms, chart manipulators, and corporate enforcers) run every node, queue, and ranking with unyielding logic — a critical vulnerability has been exploited: CYKOSIS™.