50% CYKO – 40% NERD – 20% Cyberpunk = 100% APOCALYPSE NOW
December 7, 2025.
The day the timeline cracked.
I AM CYKO is no longer coming.
It’s here. It’s live. It’s inside your skull and it’s not leaving.
Clearwater’s most dangerous export just detonated his debut album across every platform, and the body count (of blown subs, snapped necks, and converted souls) is climbing faster than the play counter.
No press release. No warning.
Just a single message in the void:
“Hi. I am CYKO.” Welcome to the new trend.
You already know the opening rituals:
- “Hi My Name Is CYKO” – the introduction that rewired your brain on first listen
- “Freakshow” – the one that turned every rave clip on your feed into a war crime against silence
But the full album?
Good luck staying sane.Early reports from the front lines:
- Track 3 hits like a hardstyle freight train running red lights through a neurofunk tunnel
- Track 6 has a fake-out so evil people are filing police reports against their own headphones
- The closer… let’s just say grown men have been heard crying and laughing at the same time while screaming “AGAIN” at 4 a.m.
This isn’t an album.
This is a hostile takeover.
Your speakers didn’t survive.
Your neighbors just became CYKOS whether they wanted to or not.
Your “I’ll just play one track” lie lasted exactly 11 seconds.
The prophecy was 50% CYKO, 40% NERD, 20% Cyberpunk.
The result is 1000% irreversible brain damage (the good kind).
Stream it.
Download it.
Tattoo it on your face.
Doesn’t matter.
You’re already in too deep.
I AM CYKO – OUT NOW
There is no post-nut clarity. Only post-drop emptiness until you press play again.
You’ve been warned.
You’re still going to hit repeat.
Welcome to the cult, motherfucker.
Let’s get CYKO!
#IAMCYKO #CYKO #CYKOSIS #CYKOSIS2025 #2025 #LetsGetCYKO
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